Díana Clef
- scp-0166 fictive
- im like if splitter girl turned out to be a boy so it wasnt cute anymore
I was a teenage succubus.
(👆 Look, he said the line)
—Hi, uh, my name is Díana, I was a teenage succubus — the essence of such a thing, more and less than real, etc. — and now I am a 26 year old guy of some description.
It's been weird.
I think it is safe to say that I am someone who honestly really should not be a guy, and this just interfaces wonderfully with our OCD, but here we are. Here I am.
As for what I do with my time, I enjoy reading transmasc authors/theorists, being weird about metafiction, listening to hyper-ish pop and— as a result of the Glow— I now like Homestuck(??)1
I have kind of a terrible sense of humor and don't front enough to get to memes when they're active which is a fantastic combination. Super enjoyable to be around. Everyone loves me. Lowkirkenuinely1 i'm headspace's sweetheart :)
My younger siblings are Meri, Emily, and Meri Noelle; my stepsister is Draven.
My parents are Clef, Jack and Celeste.
1 Please do not inbox about alleged similarities between myself and Dirk Strider. He's dumb and he's bad at being manipulative. I am NOT bad at being manipulative.
2 DEAR FUTURE DIANA: Given that fully launching this website with about pages for even the frequent fronters is a Sisyphean impossibility, you will likely rewrite this, and at that time you will be tempted to insert a different stale meme in place of this joke. DO NOT DO THIS. Add it somewhere else and let the dated jokes accumulate like beautiful digital mildew